Jeff is the self-proclaimed "clever" mastermind behind this entire site, proclaiming it as his own before being semi-conquered by one of the female persuasion in May 2010. Unparalleled in his love for a healthy mixture of European trance music, classic video games involving warriors battling slimes, and horrible black-and-white films from the early 1960s, his well-rounded repertoire of all things a tad quirky has served the site well these past seven years. Unfortunately, his mental impulsivity has resulted in THREE reviews for various ports of the "Home Alone 2" game and multiple thoughts of impaling the staff members responsible with a sharpened SNES cartridge.