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Game Review: Golvellius: Valley of Doom (SMS)
| May 19, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
Time to shuffle back in time to the days of the Sega Master System, courtesy of our latest review of Golvellius: Valley of Doom! It will definitely remind you of some classic 80s titles, such as The Legend of Zelda or Crystalis. So what makes it stand out? Find out now! | |
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Top 10: Failed Fast Food Menu Items
| May 16, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
Tired of all those gross new fast food items? Keep this in mind: for every item that appears on a fast food menu, there are literally dozens than failed to make the cut. Check out our Top 10 Failed Fast Food Menu Items to learn about a few of the more unusual creations that will never see the light of day. A word of caution: this may not necessarily be a good article for weak stomachs! | |
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Movie Review: The Devil's Hand
| May 13, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
Looking for that perfect movie to snuggle with your best buddy? I'm not sure where you'll find that, so here's one about cult seduction instead. Here's our review of "The Devil's Hand", one of the forgotten tales from the world of B-movies.
...Wait a second! I don't write movie reviews anymore! What is happening? | |
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Game Review: Keith Courage in Alpha Zones (TG-16)
| May 9, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
The Cowardly Lion may have needed a little courage, but the Wizard of Oz was definitely the wrong person to ask. He should have visited Keith Courage, because apparently he's full of it! Check out our latest review for Keith Courage in Alpha Zones and find out just how courageous Keith Courage actually is. The game's title should be a strong enough pull factor. | |
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Rated 'Arrr!': 2-in-1 Street Dance + Hit Mouse
| May 7, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
All I can say about this is that if you're looking for a slick combination of smooth dancing and brutal rodent extermination, this might just be the product for you. Check out our featurette on 2-in-1 Street Dance + Hit Mouse. Still have no clue what I'm talking about? Read on! | |
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Podcast: Episode #10
We were surprisingly absent from the podcasting scene for a few months, but we're back to celebrate our tenth podcast! That's the aluminum podcast, if we know the traditional gift-giving circuit correctly. This time, we're going to stretch all the way back to the '80s and celebrate everything cool and ridiculous that we cherished so dearly in that manic decade. Tune in and then leave comments, suggestions, and taco recipes. | |
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Game Review: Atelier Annie: Alchemists of Sera Island (DS)
| May 2, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
Who doesn't love alchemy? Alchemy is cool! You can cast a magic spell and a new item suddenly lands in your lap. How can that possibly be boring? Somehow, Atelier Annie: Alchemists of Sera Island for the Nintendo DS managed the impossible, transforming a grand journey in learning alchemy into a bit of a snoozefest. Read our latest review to find out more! | |
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That's So Cliché: February 2013 & March 2013
| April 30, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
Once a month, we also provide articles for GameCola, courtesy of our resident grumpypuss, the Ominous Voice, as he rants about strange things that are crazy about video games. Here are the articles from February and March. | |
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Music Review: 666 - "Paradoxx"
We aren't revellers of Satan here at Random.access, but we're going to get a little satanic here today. And how better to do that than with a cheesy euro-dance album? Let's see what 666's freshman album, "Paradoxx", brings to the table, aside from a misspelling of the word "paradox". | |
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Top 10 25: NES Games of All-Time... According To Us
We are about to polarize the internet. We sequestered ourselves and clawed through the never-ending list of games in the NES library to come up with what we consider to be the top 25 games on the console. Keep in mind that these are our opinions; there may be "better" games in the eyes of others, but this list is based solely on our personal tastes and experiences. There will be a few surprises, certainly, but also some not-so-surprising entries. Be sure to tell us about your own picks in the comments section! | |
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Game Review: Tales of Symphonia (GameCube)
| April 19, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
We don't always get to tell tales around here, but when we do, they're sometimes about Symphonia! Check out our latest review of Tales of Symphonia for the GameCube. We just might have enjoyed it... | |
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Game Review: Patapon (PSP)
| April 15, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
Pata pata pata pon! If you're not sure what we're talking about, maybe our review of Patapon for the PSP will give you a clearer idea. Get those thumbs ready for some Pon-tastic adventures! | |
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Syntax Error MK-2: Comic #24-28 (Starts here.)
| April 13, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
It's been a while, but we're pumping up our meager Syntax Error MK-2 section with five more comic strips, this time stepping away from the Zelda theme and getting a little more... manly. Check it out! (The link above goes to the first of the new ones.) And hopefully, this won't be the last of the bunch... | |
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Game Review: Banjo-Kazooie (Nintendo 64)
| April 10, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
Why, looky here! It's a box full of games labeled "classic"! Let's just reach in and grab something... aha! What's this? Banjo-Kazooie? Hmmm, interesting. Let's pop it in! Check out our latest review! | |
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Article: VGEncyclopedia: We Hardly Knew Ye
| April 6, 2013 |
Posted by Jeff |
We're taking another nostalgic trip in Random.access history to the websites that preceded it! Here's a look at the short-lived but still... uh... let's call it "ambitious" website, VGEncyclopedia, one man's obviously unattainable GameFAQs equivalent. Allons-y! | |
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