Hello, friends. This is Dr. Jeff speaking. First of all, I'm not really a doctor. I'm a professional therapist. And second, I'm not really a professional therapist. I do, however, consider myself a "web therapist." Basically, the Internet suffers terribly from mental illness. We can't blame the Internet, though. We can only blame its users for the debauchery that plagues the network to this very day. Oh, sure, a little bit of elephant pornography is harmless enough. But when you factor in all the unusual people and their abstract mindsets as they traverse the Internet, with all of their strange fetishes, rabid search patterns, and baffling attitudes... why, it's enough to easily break the spirit of the Internet. My duty is to try and help the ailing Internet and slowly nurse it back to health by giving it the opportunity to share its feelings and its knowledge with me. You have been invited to observe the process. |
