| 10. |
Your dinner is winking at you. Do not consume.
What? Too late? |
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| 9. |
| Financial fortune will smile upon your ex-wife. |
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| 8. |
| You will bust a move, then promptly bust a pelvis. |
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| 7. |
| The O.C. is never coming back. Get over it! |
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| 6. |
| Self-reflection is best done in front of a mirror. |
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| 5. |
| All your fortune are belong to us! |
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| 4. |
| The chicken balls is PEOPLE!! |
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| 3. |
| You will get your nose caught in a bagel. |
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| 2. |
| Michael Jackson's "Thriller" was written about you. |
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| 1. |
Seven sweatshop children died in the making
of this fortune cookie. |
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