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Dreadful Script Edition

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LUIGI POWER

STARRING: Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Toadstool

Mario and Luigi are standing in front of Bowser's keep.

MARIO:Well, we found Bowser's castle. Let's go inside.
LUIGI:Y-yeah, we can d-do that.

Mario and Luigi enter the large stone castle. In the distance, Bowser growls, and Toadstool shrieks.

TOADSTOOL:Mario! Luigi! Save MEEEEEEE!!!
MARIO:Ow! That hurt my ears!
LUIGI:Yeah, let's just leave her here. Besides, my boxers are bunching.
MARIO:Hunh? I never noticed that.
LUIGI:Didn't you notice my foot's been up ever since we got here?
MARIO:This is no time for bunchiness, Luigi! A princess is at stake.
LUIGI:Steak? Well, I am kinda hungry.
MARIO:Not now, you idiot!!!

Mario hits Luigi on the noggin.

LUIGI:Ow, my noggin hurts...
TOADSTOOL:HELLLLLLLLP! You stupid plumbers! SAAAAVE MEEEEE!
MARIO:An impatient little pip, isn't she?
BOWSER:You think your peuny plumber friends will save you? Over my dead body!
TOADSTOOL:That's kinda the idea, gruntface.
BOWSER:Oh? Really? We'll see about that. I think your friends will soon--

Mario and Luigi rush into Bowser's chamber.

LUIGI:Push him into the lava, Mario!
MARIO:Uh... er... how about this: you take care of Bowser, and I'll take all the credit!
TOADSTOOL:Will you hurry up? I'll scream again!
MARIO:N-no!
BOWSER:All this talk is making me hungry for a plumber soufflé!
LUIGI:Soufflé this, Goomba-head!

Luigi kicks Bowser into the lava below. Then, Luigi gets Toadstool out of her cage.

TOADSTOOL:Oh, thank you, Mario. Now try a harder quest.
LUIGI:Uh, ny name isn't Mario! I demand that you--
TOADSTOOL:Sorry, but the good people at Nintendo only programmed me to say 'Thank you, Mario', and nothing about Luigi. I'm sorry, I really am.
LUIGI:Well, you're welc--
MARIO:Oh, you're welcome, my lady love.
LUIGI:Uh, didn't you just hear what the princess just said?
MARIO:Nope. Oh, lovely Toadstool, I shall try even harder next time to defeat Bowser.

Bowser leaps out from the lava.

BOWSER:What? I gotta die again? Awww crap!!!
MARIO:Bowser! You're supposed to be dead!
BOWSER:Oops, sorry, Mario.

Bowser jumps back into the lava.

TOADSTOOL:Oh, Mario, I'm so frightened by all this.
MARIO:Fear not, Toadstool, for Luigi shall comfort you.
LUIGI:You mean it, brother?
MARIO:No

Mario goes and comforts the shaken Toadstool.

LUIGI:I wish I was Mario.

THE END

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