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Bunk Bio Edition

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MEGA MAN: Full Name: Mega Man

Race: Robot

Gender: Male (presumably)

Age: ...according to the games, he won't be built until sometime in the 20XX century.

Birthdate: N/A

Aliases: Rock, Mega Girl, Rock Man, Blue Bomber

Games Appeared in: Mega Man, Mega Man 2, Mega Man 3, Mega Man 4, Mega Man 5, Mega Man 6, Mega Man 7, Mega Man 8, Mega Man I, Mega Man II, Mega Man III, Mega Man IV, Mega Man V, Rockman & Forte, Mega Man Soccer (this Mega Man is different from the one in the "X" series or "Legends" series, so they do not apply here)

Apparel: light/dark blue titanium suit with energy jewel on helmet

Favourite Food: N/A

Marital Status: Not able to marry

Normal Status: Functional

Role in Life: World-saver, Wily-plan-destroyer

Favorite Quote: "Taste my Mega Buster."

Hidden Shames: Rarely able to shoot UP.

Basic Facts:
- is the enemy of Wily
- was built by Dr. Thomas Xavier Light

Life Story: Although, according to the games, the adventures haven't occurred yet in time, here's how it is expected to happen...

In a lab in Tokyo, Japan, in the year 20XX, Dr. Light works heavily on three new robots. First, there is Break Man, a prototype for the next two robots: ROCK and ROLL. Roll is a housekeeping robot, and Rock is apparently a fighting robot.

Meanwhile, somewhere else on the planet, Dr. Albert Wily is building new robots for the purpose of world conquer. He sends them out to control differents sections of the world. Mega Man, sensing this trouble, heads out and destroys countless robots and then attacks Dr. Wily.

However, this process repeats many times...and continues to this day.


POOCHY:
(Yoshi's Island)
Full Name: Poochy

Race: Canine

Gender: Male

Age: 5 (35 in dog years)

Birthdate: April 25, 1995

Aliases: Tweedledumbest, Dog, Arfacus

Games Appeared in: Yoshi's Island: Super Mario World 2, Yoshi's Story, Tetris Attack

Apparel: brown-and-white-spotted fur

Favourite Food: a watermelon from Yoshi's Island

Marital Status: Single

Normal Status: Alive

Role in Life: Yoshi-carrier, block-dropper, woof-arfer

Favorite Quote: "Arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf..."

Hidden Shames: Fleas!

Basic Facts:
- carries Yoshi across dangerous areas
- has his own set of levels in Tetris Attack

Life Story: In a land as FARAWAY as can possibly get, probably at the other end of the universe, there is a planet called Syotar (a lot of faraway planets have goofy names). On this planet, the inhabitants, the Syotarians, breed mutated dogs. They mutate their eyes or their weight or anything they might find a bit amusing. One of their next subjects was a young Poochy.

The leader of Team Mutation was Dr. Ayon Hausniklas, a mad scientist who actually took many MANY canine mutation courses in school. After close examination of Poochy, he told his crew to make his eyes bigger. And so they did. However, when he saw himself in the mirror, he was so outraged that he attacked Dr. Hausniklas and killed him. The Syotarians were afraid of this dog and therefore tied him into an infinitely-powered space module, and just shot him into space at blinding speed. No one knew where he would land. And no one cared.

Meanwhile, the Yoshis on Yoshi's Island were having a party for this new bundle of joy that had recently fallen from the sky, this mysterious child with the red cap with an "M" on it. While the Brown Yoshi was getting some Berry Punch, he heard a distant buzzing noise, and it soon became louder and louder. Soon, ALL the Yoshis could hear it above their loud chatter. The Blue Yoshi looked into the sky and yelled, "LOOK OUT! IT'S A SHIP! IT WILL SMASH US IF WE DON'T HURRY!"

All the Yoshis ran into a nearby shelter and watched as this medium-sized space module landed right in the middle of the party, destroying everything in it. The ground was covered with squashed Berries. The Yoshis came out of their shelter and looked at the space module that had landed here. It was shiny, but damaged heavily.

"Hey, there's a dome! Who's inside?" asked the Red Yoshi. The Yoshis looked inside and found.... a dog with enlarged eyes! The Yoshis opened the dome and lifted the saddened dog out. By now, he was very skinny and hadn't had food for days! The Yoshi quickly got some Berries together and some fresh river water and gave it to the dog. He ate hungrily, and drank thirstily. Upon looking at this now fattened-up dog's name tag, it only showed one thing: the dog was Poochy.

"Hey, Poochy!" said the Green Yoshi. Poochy came up and licked his face. The Yoshi petted him back. Poochy was finally happy again.

The next day arose quickly, and the Yoshis had gathered around the baby with the "M" on his cap. He apparently knew where his twin brother was. So the Green Yoshi took him off for the first part of his journey to the twin brother. The other Yoshis would be waiting along the way. Poochy said to the rest of the Yoshis, "I will assist on your journey however I can by giving you a ride!" Of course, the Yoshis were pleased. And Poochy continues to contribute to ongoing Yoshi journeys.


TOAD:
(Mario series)
Full Name: Toad Shroom

Race: Mushroom

Gender: Male

Age: 15

Birthdate: December 9, 1985

Aliases: 'Shroomboy, Mushroom Retainer, Dotty

Games Appeared in: Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Wario's Woods, Super Mario 64, Super Mario RPG, Mario Party, Mario Party 2, Mario Golf, Mario Party 3, Super Mario Advance

Apparel: blue pants, red vest, red and white mushroom cap

Favourite Food: a frosty glass of Kerokerocola

Marital Status: Single

Normal Status: Alive

Role in Life: Toadstool-guarder, Wart-whupper, Wario-waster

Favorite Quote: "Muh-muh-muh-MARIO!!"

Hidden Shames: He is a wuss when it comes to fighting.

Basic Facts:
- protects Princess Toadstool
- supports Mario

Life Story: In the Mushroom Kingdom, it happened. Toad was born. The "mayor" of the Mushroom Kingdom, the Chancellor, was also there to see the miracle of childbirth.

"This is a fine lad! He may even grow up to become guard of the great Queen Toadstool!" the Chancellor replied as he held the young mushroom in his arms. "We must train him to become a great guard! He WILL protect the Queen, and the new Princess that is, heh, expected..."

So over the course of several years, the Chancellor's leading guardsman, Sir Kinopono, trained Toad long and hard for many hours a day. Also during this time, a young baby was born, and was given the royal name "Peach", after the Queen. She was, of course, the daughter of the King and Queen, and therefore, Princess Toadstool.

Eventually, Toad became strong and powerful, but still a bit short, but it mattered little. When Toad graduated from Kayaok's little school, the Chancellor wiped a a tear of pride from his eye, and spoke to the crowd below who had watched the ceremony (the Mushroom Kingdom always does stuff as one).

"People! This young lad, Toad Shroom, is our new official guard of the Queen, and the newly born Peach Toadstool, your Princess!" the Chancellor spoke, with a voice of pure excitement and joy. Toad stood tall.

It was a great living style for Toad, until one day, while he was accidentally asleep after 36 non-stop guarding hours, that the wily Bowser from his Keep came and kidnapped the Princess. Everyone was shocked, and angry at Toad for keeping his guard down. Toad was no longer proud of his honor.

Of course, if you've read the Mario biography, you know the tale of how they came and saved the Princess. But anyway, while sleeping, the hero Mario dreamt of a huge land of clouds and Arabian air. The inhabitants of this land, Sub-Con, were tortured by a huge frog-type animal named Wart. Suddenly, Mario woke up, his sweat dripping onto his Mario sheets (he uses his own merchandise!).

Mario, his brother Luigi, the Princess, and Toad, all went on a picnic, when suddenly, Mario spotted a cave to go explore. On their way there, Mario explained his dream to the group, and when they entered the cave, a surprise was found. At the other end, the world Mario saw in his dream lay before him! So, with the grand assistance of Toad, Wart was defeated, and the inhabitants of Sub-Con were free.

Toad decided to do more in the video game industry, ranging from a treasure box house in Super Mario Bros. 3, to his own leading role in the final NES game ever produced, Wario's Woods. And Toad continues to make video games fun.

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